Move over sunscreen—it’s time for skeletons.
Yes, we know it’s August. It’s 92 degrees outside. The pool is still open. Your neighbor is still grilling in flip-flops. But if you’ve felt the faint rustle of a plastic bat wing in the breeze, or caught yourself side-eyeing your dusty Halloween tote in the garage—congrats. You’ve been infected by early Halloween fever. (There’s no cure. We’re not even mad about it.)
Why Are We Celebrating Halloween in August?
Because capitalism and serotonin, boo. Retailers put out Halloween stuff earlier every year, and honestly? We’re here for it. The moment those jack-o’-lanterns hit the shelves at Target, it’s like the world gives us permission to emotionally clock out of summer and mentally move into a haunted Victorian house.
Halloween Decor: Yes, It’s Already Happening
We don’t want to alarm you, but Halloween decorations are already popping up like zombies in a low-budget horror film. Whether you’re team “Spooky Lite” (a tasteful skeleton in the corner) or team “Haunted House But Make It HOA-Friendly,” August is the perfect time to start collecting the good stuff before it’s all gone and you’re stuck with sad glitter pumpkins and regret.
Costume Planning in August? Bold. Respect.
If you’re already workshopping costume ideas in August, you’re a Halloween professional. You’re not procrastinating until October 30th and ending up as “Tired Vampire” again. You’re innovating. You’re investing. You’re starting a Pinterest Board titled “Halloween Vision Board” We salute you.
